Me: I have a six pack
Me: of soda
tazzyx3: aww bless her little heart shes so adorable
Many relationships can't work because sometimes...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Being friends with your ex.
To me, if an ex is able to stay friends with you after a breakup, it tells you that when you guys were together, they actually liked you for you, and that being with you was just a way to get to know you better. They’re a keeper if they can look past the awkwardness of the fact you guys had a thing, and be friends just like before.
Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It...
l0vesaf: why do people get dressed up to go to the airport? like, really. i go in pajamas and shit.